Home Invasion (By: Rustles)

“The carpet Maree! Look what they did to the new carpet!”

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Uhh…wat am bwoom fow?

Fluff kebab

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“Uhh… wat am bwoom fow?”

Fluffy curling!

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Aww, how nice and polite you are.

Eat shit

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This made me laugh. Ttrying to get fluffies to panic run to a particular destination but somehow ‘stop’ on the target.

Especially with multiple fluffies involved from previous tosses etc…

Pillow curling might be it’s own league cause it’s easier.

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So cute fluffy.
I give them a weloming home :house_with_garden:
warm blanket :sleeping_bed:
Sketty :spaghetti:
And lot o toys :soccer: :kite:

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I like this style.

Looking forward to more.
My first ‘follow’. :slight_smile:

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Dag nabbit! We have a new Olympic sport AND a way to curb the exploding fluffy population in one go! :smiley:

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And out the door and into the sky the fluffies go

giphy

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I couldn’t resist. God these things are just too cute! They have tiny babies, how could you say no to them?

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This scene popped into my head when I read this and now I can’t stop laughing!
In all seriousness, toss the fluffy into the air and you’ve got an airborne piñata! Repeat this until it’s either waddled off or dead.

Fire will take care of the rest of the fluffies…

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barges into house uninvited

Starts begging

Uses foal as an attempt to guilt trip you

Refuses to leave.

What entitled little shits

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Sigh-welp to late now the this cleaning is on you maree-grabs kitchen knife and proceeds to stab-SCREEEEEEE WUN SPWECIAL FWEAND WUN SAB BABBEHS!!!

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Sounds like the us government

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fluffy supply greatly outweighs demand

Decides all it takes to justify giving a whole feral family a home is the stallion not being a hellgremlin

Let me know when your episode of hoarders airs :joy:

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Oh, I like this one! It’s fun to imagine this kind of thing happening in my home. I’d be acting all annoyed and frustrated, but secretly giggling in excitement as I reach for the broom or bat or slipping on my steel-toed boots! :relaxed:

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For the record - please don’t impale live fluffies on a broom screaming in unholy pain and horror, to the delight of the whole neighborhood, to make fluff kabobs.

I have a recipe here that uses properly harvested fluffy: Ask FluffiesAreFood Vol 1 #28

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(insert overused “get the flamethrower” meme)

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Me too.
Plus a bath :bathtub: and a two week course of dewormer
Then they can grow big and strong with my herd where I can harvest them one at a time.

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Owning a doggie door in the fluffy universe always seems to be a bad idea.

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