Return to Russel Glen: Blaze the Poopie Nummer (By YangXuan)

Return To Russel Glen

Chapter 6.5: Blaze the Poopie Nummer

“Huuu huuu nu wike widda bwocks.” The anguished cries of a fluffy sobbed during the night as the dark times had long fallen. The fluffy in question was the tri-coloured pegasus Blaze. He was placed in the herd’s litter box, his hind legs and wings torn off by the herd and the Dandyman. To make matters worse the Dandyman had removed his speshuw lumps, then he was beaten up by the members of the herd. Fluff had been ripped off and he was covered in welts and bruises.

The Fluffalo Rex had shoved him into the litter box and now he was being guarded by two monster fluffy sisters Lavender and Rose. Monster’s to Blaze, but alicorns to the rest of the herd and world.

“Shud up dummeh.” Rose turned to glare daggers at the tri-coloured fluffy as she stood outside the litter box. She had ignored him most of the dark time, but his sobbing and crying was getting on her last nerves.

“Fwuffy am such cwy babbeh. Wowse den chirpies.” Lavender commented with a roll of her eyes as she sat lay outside the litter box looking bored.

“Huuu huuu nu wike udda fwuffies, mwean fwuffies huuuu huuu. Nu smeww pwetti, nu wan num poopies huuuu huuu.” Blaze cried again as he lay in the fluffy litter. He had been forced to eat the poopies of the herd if he wanted food. At first he refused but as the poopies disappeared and his tummeh hurt more from hunger, he soon learned to eat as soon as the fluffies went. If he didn’t eat quick enough the poopie nummies would disappear.

“HUuu wan bwack weggies, wingies and speshuw wumps back huuu huuu. Wan wun, pway un huggies. Wan gib speshuw huggies huuuu huuu. Miss speshuw wumps. Wowstest huwties.” Blaze continued to moan as he flailed his remaining legs tossing litter outside the box.

The two alicorns frowned and approached the fluffy as he threw a mild tantrum. The two sisters loomed over the bruised fluffy. They raised their hoofs and struck smacking him on each side where his ribs were.

“EEEEE! Nu pwease nu mowe owies. Huuu huuuu am gud fwuffy.” Blaze pleaded as the sisters snorted and struck again hitting him in the sides making him cough. “Khoff khoff su mani huwties huuu huuu.”

“Dummeh fwuffy shud up, or Wose wemove twongue.” Rose threatened the fluffy with the removal of his tonuge if he didn’t stop talking.

“Huuuu huuuu.” Blaze sobbed at the mistreatment, he was a good fluffy he knew it! They were all the bad fluffies for hurting him. His old daddeh said he was expensive, whatever that meant, that he was better than other fluffies due to his colours.

“Wy dis fwuffy su much painsies in dah bum.” Lemon called as she walked over her eyes half asleep as she had just woken up. Lemon sat down by the litter box as the two alicorn sisters exited and retook their positions.

“Huuu huuu wy huwt fwuffy, am gud fwuffy huuu huuu.” Blaze sobbed as he looked pleading towards Lemon, “Pwease wet out of widda bwocks, no smeww pwetti huu. Nu wan num poopies am nu poopie fwuffy.”

Lemon looked at the fluffy as he sobbed pitifully, she rolled her eyes before snapping back when he mentioned poopie fluffies. “No gud fwuffy am poopie fwuffy! Fwuffies am aww pwetti.” Lemon iterated as she snorted with disdain at the tri-coloured fluffy. His fluff may be pretty but Lemon didn’t like him, Blaze was a bad fluffy in her eyes.

“Nao shud up, fwuffies twy tu sweepies. Hab wowk in da bwite time.” Lemon walked up into the litter box and pocked the sad excuse for a fluffy with her hoof making him wince and son.

“Huuu wy fwuffies wowk fu bwad meanie hoomin! Wy huwt udda fwuffies when meanie munstah say!” Blaze looked up at Lemon from his position on the ground, he had no energy to stand.

“Pfft. Fwuffy weawwy am dummeh fwuffy. Dwandyman am daddeh, gud daddeh tu gud fwuffies! Wemon un hewd am gud fwuffies. Yu onwy get huwties fwom daddeh, nu wub, huggies, nummies, swafe nestie, toysies un skettis.” Lemon spoke each word as harshly as a fluffy could with their high pitched baby voice. She walked around the tri-coloured fluffy as he sobbed his face covered in the remnants of fluffy shit.

Lemon’s bright green eyes watched the fluffy as he sobbed, she was taking his form in. “Nao du as daddeh say! Stay in da widdabwocks num aww da poopies! Or yu go bwak tu da sowwy shed!” Lemon stood in front of the fluffy and stuck her hoof out into his nose.

Blaze’s eyes widened in horror as the shed was brought up, “NU NU! NU WAN SHED!” The horrors he had witnessed at the hands of his new munstah daddeh filled every part of his tiny body with terror.

“Pwease nu put Bwaze in shed. Nu wan owies. Huuu huuu huuu. BWaze am gud fwuffy. Num poopies!” The fluffy spoke in a hurried tone his voice shaking as he wiggled towards the pile of shit that had formed near him and began to eat. He gagged back the horrible taste tears spilling from his worn eyes.

Lemon looked at the bad fluffy and snorted as she looked out a nearby window, the shed in the distance of the Dandyman’s land. Lemon wasn’t an idiot, she had already pieced together that bad fluffies who went into the shed would get lots of the worstest hurties from the Dandyman. Water had gone into the shed earlier that bright time but the Danydman hadn’t hurt him. Water had said he helped the Dandyman punish a bad fluffy and help him with the voices in his head.

Ever since the bad hoomin had hurt Water, the fluffy had never been the same since. He was angry a lot and his thinkie place hurt all the time. He heard voices telling him many mean things.

"“Gud bad fwuffy. Num aww da poopies. If dummeh Bwaze be bad fwuffy Wemon teww Wecks tu gib yu poopie pwace bad speshuw huggies!” Lemon shook her head turning back to Blaze as he tried to hold down the sickie wawa’s from spilling back up.

“Huuu huuu poopies du naste pwetti Nu wan speshuw huggies nu am mawe. Nu owies poopie pwace huuu huu.” Bwaze sobbed as he began to frantically try and down the fluffy shit swallowing back the vomit. “Nu wan poopie pwace huggies huuu.”

"“Gud! Nao num da poopies qwietwy. Fwuffy sweepies.” Lemon huffed and walked away from the stallion. The two alicorns exchanged looks before Rose the pink horned alicorn approached the smarty friend.

“But Wemon hewd nu gib bad speshuw huggies am not bad fwuffies. Dandyman say nu speshuw huggies. Wecks wisten nu gib.” Rose looked from the tri-coloured fluffy over to Rex who was sleeping across the barn.

“Wemon no dat but dummeh fwuffy not no. Awicown sissies keep watch oba da dummeh.” Lemon began walking away from the litter box returning to her nest. She shared a nest with her friend Apple. The tan mare looked up, one eye peeking open before shutting as the mare drifted back to sleep. Lemon trotted over and curled up with her best friend forming a two fluff pile. Giving a yawn the little smarty fell back to sleep even as Blaze sobbed in the distance.




This is a short filler chapter between chapters featuring Blaze the now poopie nummer of the herd.

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Well damn. Lemon is smart enough to know the value of an empty threat. Good for her, honestly!

Oh yeah, she’s smart, learned much from her mother and Bright Moon (oldest of the herd).

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