Weiner Fluffies (kininin)

another desperate attempt to bring back the fluffies into the spotlight from hasbio, in this ocassion we got the Weiner Fluffies! micro fluffies with elongated bodies, perfect pets not only because of their cutesy appearance but also…
they are just normal micro fluffies with long bodies…
the biggest difference with their short bodied brethren is how long it would take them to dig on the nutrigel habitats, a normal micro fluffy will need only a week to give form to its new house, while weiner fluffies will very rarely see their house finished on their lifespan and will often leave that work to their children and even grandchildren to continue

as expected the weiner fluffies failed to impress their audience, eventually hasbio decided to just get rid of them, setting them free on the streets, it was discovered that normal fluffies see the weiner fluffies as sketties and will devour them if they get the chance

in the picture we can see a feral fluffy devouring 3 weiner fluffies as the Lloromanic duo stare in absolute horror

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Nostalgia Countertop Hot Dog Roller and Warmer, 8 Regular Sized Hot Dogs, 4  Foot Long Hot just a brace of weiner fluffies gently rotating on the hot dog warmer

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Personally I think fluffies consuming each other out of ignorance is more fun than them being cannibals on purpose.

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Calling them weiner could give other people ideas of what to do with them . Call them hot dogs fluffies instead.

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I’m not trying to sound rude but they seem kind of big to live in a nutragel habitat…I always thought that was more for the really tiny micros considering they most resemble ant farms in a lot of cases.

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Ignorance/stupidity/desperation/abuse should be the standard. Edgelord cannibals and hunting friends are raw cringe

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Goddamit, Hasbio!
This is why people had a negative view of you in the first place.

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Well, that, & creating a new order of horribly warped beings that can talk :crying_cat_face:

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YES! I always thought edgy fluffies are from minors or people who do not know how to think about what a fluffy should be.

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Dah Gwizzy gobbwew

Mr brain was thinking “Would this actually counts as cannibalism if they’re different species/subspecies?”

Also them devouring the weiner fluff because they’re long therefore they must be sketties made me wonder if they try eating snakes since they’re long and noodle-like.

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Well.

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Yikes, well that answers my second question then. They’re love of sketties is truly something else.

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Who at Hasbio thought that horrorshow was “cute”?

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It’s a cropo they are the guys that have focus groups they “believe” understand the costumer

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The same people who made some poor scientists make fluffies :unamused:

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Longfluf is long
Gnol si fulfgnol

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Fair point. Hasbio execs have some fucked up notions of cute. Did any of them do too much LSD?

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plus, these guys always say “We should” rather than say “Should we?”

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Lmao

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