What are fluffy products unique to your canon?

The Good Mom Shirt - a stiff shirt you put on your fluffy mare so she can’t shove away babies trying to feed.
The Good Mom Booties - same thing but so she can’t kick 'em.
Pull-Pop Fluffies - bootleg robot fluffies. Just as smart and sapient as regular ones, but even better stress toys cuz you can reattach whatever limbs you tear off and don’t need to clean up the mess! (Some abusers consider this a con, so they never really caught on.) (Spare parts for these things were in fact sold at fluffmarts. At least one person bought has spare pull-pop legs for their regular fluffy due to not realizing.)
Fluffyformers - well, these were a thing. There’s only Scrap left now. 500 others were made and did get sold as products, but then they all left their owners to go help the Decepticons and were summarily eradicated because both sides considered them a nuisance. A quite short-lived fad (literally).
Cindy - a “your child’s new best friend!” AI program that was originally made to compete with Siri but flopped hard, only for it to turn out that it worked perfectly for fluffies. Imagine it as a sapient babysitter TV that has a cutesy virtual avatar. Perfect for fluffy daycares and dystopian factories!
Fluffy plug-and-play games - Because of course these would exist.

More products to come whenever I have a funny enough idea for one.

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