Why is Freshmint Bamboozled? (by Booperino)

A weirdbox sequel to @fluffersnuffer4.0 hugbox sequel to @SuperWeaner abuse sequel to @Bad_Roomie neutralbox original story

I love this community!

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That’s the seal of approval you deserver right there xD

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The eyes on Freshmint, are really something…

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Seal Booperino

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“why yes my dear freshmint, I do believe your assertion to be correct. your fictitious existence was originally hand-tailored by those who needed a proverbial loophole in child neglect and animal abuse”
“in time, we have come to realize the existence of your kind is a dark reflection of human insecurity and a primordial need to dominate.”
“you are a puppet indeed, but one that can yet see his strings.”
“woe be upon your creators, those whom cannot see the tangle of aforementioned wires that connects your pretend life to the dark corners of human sadism, and the great peaks of human cherishing in contrast”

“Fweshmin’ no liek dis toay noah moah”

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NEW TALKING TRICERATOPS! NOW WITH EXTRA EXISTENCIALISM!!!
guitar noises, explosions

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I feel validated.

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a 1 in 1000 chance to recite Lovecraftian and existential dread should you press his jolly red button located on the bottom of his belly

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This place…
…is weird

And I wouldn’t have it any other way.

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Is everyone just gonna add their own individual parts to the story now?

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Love your take on their characters :grin:

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i just saw an opportunity and i took it lol

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Freshmint finna be the new Unity.

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That dinosaur has been through a lot.

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I hate that your seal faces perfectly illustrate so many different forms of social embarrassment (and satisfaction in overcoming them) because if I were to post them in any group text I will have no explanation for where they came from and it would be really suspicious.

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So close

So so close

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My profile pic or the one in Booperino art.

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No just the numerous wrinkly seal faces permeating your entire body of work my dude

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They’re so expressive but if I started reacting to shit in group chat with a bunch of really specific drawings of the same concerned seal I’d be questioned severely.

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Yeah. Your work can get really expressive. Its well done, @SuperWeaner. I’ve got a lot more practice before I can get half as good/nuanced at it (hence my work tending to be a bit “monotone” from a visually emotional standpoint).

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