Mark: alright Wawa I’m interested on why this “Wowstest” is your worst baby.
Wawa: bu dat am bewy wong stowy.
Mark: it’s ok I have plenty of time to spare.
Wawa: Wawa fink dat it start fwom when Wawa hab da biggest poopies.
(Flash back to that event)
Wawa and her special friend, the smarty friend of the herd named Smarty, were in their home.
Their home is a large cranberry bush, it has enough space inside for the whole family.
Wawa: SKREEEE! BIGGEST POOPIES!
Smarty: push speshaw fwend. babbehs comin.
Whenever a foal fully pops out Smarty takes it and place it beside Wawa and wait eagerly for more foals to pop out.
The first that came out is a white unicorn colt that has many colorful spots, and a colorful horn.
Second is an earthy colt, grey as a rock.
Third is a alicorn filly, pink like her father.
Fourth is a unicorn, brown like poop.
Fifth is an earthy colt, blue like his mother.
And lastly a green pegasus filly.
Both take turns cleaning the foals with their tongue, both endured the taste.
When Wawa finally have the green pegasus she noticed it is smaller and then the runt smell hit her nose.
Wawa: speshaw fwend dis am bad babbheh. Babbeh take fowebah sweepie soon?
Smarty: yus speshaw fwend. Dat babbeh wiww hab fowebah sweepies soon. Jus gib wub an huggies an miwkies. Make widdewest bebbeh happy befow fowebah sweepies.
Wawa: okay speshaw fwend. Wawa wiww gib aww da a wub untiw bebbeh hab fowebah sweepie.
Both parents are saddened by what they thought was an inevitable lost .
Yet both continue to take care of their young.
Wawa started to feed her babies, starting from the green runt and the nearest foal, the brown foal .
All of a sudden a red toughie shouted from outside their home.
Red toughie: SMAWTY! BAD FWUFFIES AM HEWE!
Smarty: sowwie speshaw fwend hab tu pwotect da hewd.
Without even hearing what she has to say Smarty left the bush leaving his family behind.
Wawa: das it babbehs yu hab enuf miwkies, is now time fow oddah bebbehs tuwn.
She puts the green and the brown foal aside and then puts two foals on her crotch tits, the pink and the blue foal.
Wawa then noticed that the brown foal was crawling back for more, and it is crawling fast despite its slightly bloated stomach.
Wawa: huh? Wow! Bwown babbeh su fast! Sowwie bwown babbeh yu aweady hab enuf miwkies.
When the brown foal is near the source of milk he felt the presence of another foal blocking what he wants .
Wawa didn’t do anything at first, she was too amused on the brown foal’s speed crawling, until the brown foal pushed the pink foal aside with his horn and took the milk for himself.
Pink foal: PEEP! PEEEP! PEEEEEP!
Wawa: NU! BWOWN BABBEH! NU GIB HUWTIES! DAT YU SISTAH! YU HAB ENUF MIWKIES!
Wawa carefully stood up and picked the brown foal putting it far from the nest.
It started to chirp in distress noticing the lack of warmth form it’s siblings and mother, most importantly from getting more of the milk it wants.
Wawa is hurt by what she has to do, but for the sake of her other foals it must be done.
She have to properly ration her milk or else some of them will starve.
She may be living under a cranberry bush but the bitter taste makes it undesirable, and only consumed in desperate times.
There may be grass and leaves to eat everywhere, but the faulty digestive system of a fluffy makes grass and leaves an inefficient food source, that means not a lot of milk are made no matter how many she ate.
She returns to her brood and finds the green pegasus with out vomit and is breathing normally.
Wawa: widdewest babbeh nu make sickie wawa? DAT MEAN WIDDEWEST BABBEH NU GET FOWEBAH SWEPPIES! nu wowwy babbeh mummah wiww gib yu aww the huggies an wubs an miwkies tu make gwow big an stwong wike aw babbehs.
She starts to sing her mummah song and giving milk.
After a while she notices something, the brown foal is nearing her legs and is ready to knock away another one of its sibling.
Wawa spreads the news to Smarty, the news on how the green runt will have a chance to live which made them happy, and the odd behavior of the brown foal.
A week passed and in that week it continues to repeat.
When wawa gives milk, the green runt goes first and when the brown foal had its fill it starts to crawl back for more even if she gave him a little more than the others.
He would pushing away his siblings with his horn just to have more.
Wawa had to ask help from her spacial friend to make sure that the brown foal stays away after giving it milk.
At the end of the week the foals started to open their eyes.
Having a little more milk than usual, the brown foal’s eyes opened first.
Brown foal: m-mu-mummah?
Wawa:~gasp~ das wight babbeh am yu mummah.
Wawa raises the brown foal up nuzzeling him.
Wawa: mummah am su happy dat yu hab yu see pwace open. Mummah su happy an pwoud ob yu bwown babbeh. Such a gud babbeh.
Brown foal: hehehe! Am gud babbheh! Wub mummah!
A few hours later, one by one the foals opened their eyes and spoke their first word Wawa gave them nuzzling and showered them with words of love.
The green foal didn’t open its eyes yet Wawa still greeted her the same as other foals.
When Smarty returned to the nest after patrolling.
He was greeted by a tide of love from his family.
Smarty:~gasp~ babbhes hab see pwace open. Dat means babbehs get namsies!
A loud cheer erupted form the foals excited to have a name.
Brown foal: DADDAH! WAN NAMSIE FIWST! WAN NAMSIE FIWST! WAN NAMSIE FIWST!
Smarty thinks hard of a name, trying his hardest to come up with a name fitting .
And came up with…
Smarty: yu namsie am chokwit? wike the chickwit nummies?
Chokwit: is dat gud namsie?
Wawa: yus babbeh fwuffy fink dat am gud namsie fow yu.
She lied, fluffies refer to themselves as “fwuffy” when they lie.
Chokwit: YAY! AM CHOKWIT! HAB DA BESTEST NAMSIE!
And thus the he was known as chokwit, soon to be named “Wowstest”
Wawa and Smarty looked at each other knowing full well that he looks nothing like what an actual chocolate, and they never have seen an actual chocolate.
The white unicorn colt was named Dotty.
The grey earthy colt was named Rocky.
The pink alicorn filly was named Pinky.
The blue earthy colt was named Bluey.
And the green unicorn filly was named Greeny.
With each name declared the crowd cheered, after the naming ceremony, it is time for milk.
Wawa: babbehs time fow miwkies!
The foals raced.
Dotty was the first to latch on, and before Chokwit came second Smarty put Greeny on the second slot.
Chokwit: WU?! WAI DADDAH DU DAT?!
Smarty: sowwie Chokwit. Gweeny nee mowe miwkies dan yu
Chokwit: WAI GWEENY NEE MOWE MIWKIE?! GWEENY AM JUS A BAD DUMMEH BABBEH!! ONWY DESEWB HUWTI - OWWWIES! WAI HUWT CHOKWIT! AM GUD BABBEH!
Chokwit just got smacked by his father for the first time.
Smarty: BAD BABBEH! Babbehs am fow wub an huggies. An Gweeny nee mowe tu gwow big an stwong. SU WAIT FOW YU TUWN!
Chokwit sat down and waited, crying softly.
Chokwit: nu faiw. huuhuuu! Bu am da fiwst to open see pwace! huuuuhuu. Am gud babbeh. Nu desewb dis
Dotty finished first and Greeny was still drinking, she is a slow drinker.
Chokwit immediately latched on the vacant spot started to suck wildly, drinking as hard as he could.
Wawa felt that he is drinking too fast, and if he keep doing it the other foals might not have enough milk.
Wawa: CHOKWIT! dwink swowwy odah babbehs nee miwkies tu.
Chokwit: NU CAWE!!
~SMACK~ He got hit again by his father.
CHOKWIT: OOOWWWIEES!
Chokwit wanted to say something but his father’s glare stoped him from saying anything and started to drink slowly.
Greeny finally stopped and made a burp
Rocky immediately latched the empty spot.
Wawa: Otay Chokwit stop dwinkin it am odah babbehs tuwn.
Chokwit detached reluctantly.
Pinky took Chokwit’s spot.
Chokwit looked at Pinky with rage for drinking at his spot.
He then finally noticed Pinky has a horn and wings.
Chokwit: SCREEEE!!! MUSTAH!!!
The foals are in a panic.
Greeny made scardy poopies, others started to run to their parents to hide from the monster leaving a trail of piss and shit.
Chokwit: Pinky am munstah! Pinky twick famiwy an steaw miwkies! Gu away fwom Chokwit’s miwkie pwace munstah! Ow Chokwit gib yu wowstest owwies!
Pinky started to cry at the accusation.
Wawa: CHOKWIT!! PINKY NU AM MUNSTAH! YU AM BAD BABBEH!
Chokwit: bu Pinky hab-OOOWWIEES!
Chokwit got another smack from his father.
He is silenced once more.
After a short rest after the milk, Smarty decided to show the foals what would happen to very bad fluffies.
Smarty: famiwy come fowwow Smawty. We go tu … Da Poopie Howe.
The Poopie Hole, the place where the worst fluffies the herd or Smarty decides condemned.
It is deep enough that a fluffy can not climb it’s walls .
The only way out of it is the small ramp guarded by the herd’s 2 biggest toughies.
It’s floor is a mud like sludge made of shit and piss from the herd, mixed with the decaying bodies of fluffies who did not survive their sentence.
When the foals arrives at the site they almosted puke from the smell and did puke at the sight.
Wawa: yu see aww dat babbehs …
Wawa started to tell about the criminals and their crime.
Leafy, yellow green earthy mare, fed only her bestest while the rest starved. She’s still alive but very sick.
Sprout, Weafy’s bestest, looks exactly like her mother, killed her 2 siblings. Her dead body can be barely seen in sludge.
Kevin, blue unicorn, runaway with a collar, a different smarty that attacked Smarty’s herd last week. His rotten corpse remains.
Terry, yellow earthy, Kevin’s toughie, also a runaway with a collar, was captured 3 days after the battle is over, he arrived with a boner and headless body of a foal skewed in it. He’s still alive from eating poop, and he looks very sick missing most of his fur.
Wawa: yu see Chokwit if yu keep bein a bad babbeh, daddah Smawty wiww put yu in Da Poopie Howe.
Chokwit: b-bu Chokwit nu am bad babbeh. Gweeny and Pinky am bad babbehs. Mummah an daddah am dummies.
Smarty: Pinky nu am bad, Pinky am pointy-wingie babbeh. Gweeny nu am bad, jus hab sickies an need miwkies.AN GUD BABBEHS NU CAWW DEWE MUMMAH OW DADDAH DUMMIES!! ONWY MEANIE AN BAD BABBEHS DU DAT! YU STIWW FINK YU AM GUD!!!
Chokwit: YUS! AM GUD BABBEH! AM DA BES-IIEEEEE!!!
Smarty had enough of Chokwit that he smacked the brat into the pit.
A loud sludgey splash was heard, especially by Terry who at the sight of an unprotected foal gave him a boner.
Chokwit: MUMMAH!! SABE CHOKWIT!! SABE GUD BABBHE!!
Wawa only looked away with a sad face.
Babies are love and huggies, but she understands the importance of disipline, even if it breaks her heart, even if it’s extreme.
Terry: COME HEWE DUMMEH POOPIE BABBEH!!! YU AM TEWWY’S ENFIE BABBEH NAO!!
With that Chokwit started to trudge through the sludge.
Lucky for the foal he pushed near the ramp and Terry is on the other end, but the foal is struggling to move while terry is gaining progress despite its thin sickly body.
Chokwit finally made it to the ramp just before Terry gets a hold of him.
When Terry tried to go up the ramp his face meet the hoof of a toughie guarding the ramp.
Chokwit collapse on the ground exhausted, eyes closed, but he still have some energy to say…
Chokwit: mummaaaah. Hewp Chokwit. Suuu many huuuwties. Neeee wickie cweanies. Am guuuuud baaaabbeeeh. Am beeees-
When Chokwit opened his eyes for a bit he was so shocked that he didn’t finish what he was about to say.
He found his family walking back home with out him.
Chokwit: m-muu-muuummaaaah? da-daaadddaa? peeeeep. peeeep. peeep. peep. pep.
The foals are confused and angry at him, how dare he bad mouth his own sisters and parents while calling himself a good baby, and something else.
Smarty felt the same.
While Wawa is just confused, ‘where did she go wrong?’ she ask herself in her mind.
In was sunset when Chokwit arrived home crying.
He continued to cry as Wawa cleaned the dried crusty substance on his fur.
She doesn’t like it but she continued to clean him.
Wawa held on to hope that Chokwit, her bad babbheh learned his lesson and would turn good, and not become THE WORST.
