Why "Wowstest" is the worst. Part 3 (by: Sour_cream)

Sorry no picture on this one.


The flash back continues.


3 days have passed since Chokwit have been thrown in the “Poopie Hole”.
In those 3 days Smarty spent most of his time with his family ensuring that Chokwit have learned his lesson.
So far he never made trouble, except from the occasional drinking more milk than he should.
Whenever Wawa or Smarty tells him he had his fill he would immediately suck a huge amount of milk before detaching.
Unfortunately for Smarty he can’t stay like this longer, for the herd needs their leader.

Smarty: gud bai famiwy hewd nee daddah Smawty.

The family said their “wub yu” and “gud bai” to Smarty, all except for Chokwit.
He still hated his father for what he did, occasional whispering to himself “dummeh daddah”, and now that Smarty is not in the house Chokwit is free to do what he wants.

Wawa: babbehs! It am secon miwkie time!

It is a perfect opportunity to show his family how much of a good foal he is, to show how he is the ‘bestest’.
He was sitting far away from his mother and siblings when the call was made, and yet he ran so fast that he arrived almost second.
Dotty got first and the second spot is reserved for Greeny, who still haven’t open her eyes yet.
The other foals waited for their turn distracting each other by playing huggy tag around Wawa, Chokwit on the other hand only stared at the nursing foals with an annoyed face.

Pinky: Chokwit come pway huggy tag wid us.

Bluey: TAG! CHOKWIT AM IT!

However Chokwit was not having any of it, his attention is on his 2 ‘miwky fieft’ siblings.
Chokwit was so annoyed that he didn’t get first milk, he didn’t even looked at Bluey’s hug tag.
But that doesn’t matter he will show Dotty and Greeny why they’re both dummies for taking his place and why he is deserving of it.

Chokwit: dummehs gu away fwom Chokwit fiwst miwkies! Am da bestest babbeh hewe!

Wawa is shocked by what he said. Smarty and her haven’t chose a ‘bestest babbeh’ yet and she knows Chokwit is no where near the herd’s bestest babbeh standards.
Dotty stoped drinking and faced Chokwit with an angry face.
Greeny remains unbothered and continues to drink.
Pinky, Bluey and Rocky were too distracted by their huggy tag to notice.

Wawa: CHOKWIT!

The sudden shout made the brown foal flinch, his mother never shouted at him before.

Wawa: stahp bein a big meanie. Wha makes yu finks yu am da “bestest babbeh”? Dewe am stiww nu bestest babbeh hewe.

Chokwit: nu bestest babbeh yet? Dat mean? Chokwit can be bestest? CHOKWIT AM BESTEST BABBEH NAO!?

Wawa: HMMP! Dummeh! Yu am nofing wike bestest babbeh!

Chokwit: bu? Bu? Chokwit am da fiwst tu open see-pwace? An mummah pwoud ob dat! Ch-Chokwit awso hab fiwst namsie?
W-W-Wemebew dat? Hab namsie fwom da bestest chokwit nummies, an not dummeh cowow namsie. Ch-Chokwit desewbe tu be bestest?

Wawa: NU! BESTEST BABBEHS AM NICE, SMAWT AN STWONG! YU AM A BIG MEANIE AN A BIG DUMMEH!

With each word Wawa said to Chokwit, he winced, he never thought his mummah could become this scary.
But Wawa didn’t say he wasn’t strong.

Chokwit: bu Chokwit am stwong. Wook mummah see how stwong yuw bestest babbeh am.

He quickly looked around to see what he could do to prove his strength, and what he saw poor little runt, Greeny, too busy drinking milk and unaware of what’s happening around her.

~SMACK~

He swipes Greeny’s back leg away to shove her away from Wawa’s milky place.
Greeny started to chirp, piss and shit from the sudden pain she felt.
The mare was too stunned to speak.
All the rest of the foals stoped playing as they heard the commotion.

Chokwit: see dat mummah am bewy stwong! Am da bestest babb-IIIIEEE!!

Chokwit was cut off by Dotty’s horn ramming his side.
The ramming was powerful enough to knock Chokwit down to the ground, but the horn didn’t draw blood or break bone, but it hurt a lot.

Chokwit: SSSKRREEE!! WOWSTEST HUWTIES! MUMMAH SABE BESTEST BABB-

He is cut off again, this time by Rocky who jumped on top of him belly flopping, using his weight to pin the bad foal.

Wawa lifted Greeny to give her hugs and kisses.
Greeny eventually calmed down, and Chokwit was pinned to the ground by Rocky and Bluey, and Dotty was tapping his little ‘hooves’ trying to get her attention.

Dotty: mummah wat du now?

Wawa started to think, she needs to feed her other remaining foals and get Chokwit into the ‘Poopie Howe’, she would need help.

Wawa: stay hewe babbehs mummah nee tu take bad babbeh tu da Poopie Howe.

Pinky: bu mummah Pinky am stiww hungwy, hab tummeh owwies.

Wawa: mummah kno Pinky mummah hab pwan. Dotty pwotect Gweeny untiw mummah wetuwn.

Dotty: otay mummah.

Wawa bit the back of Chokwit’s neck softly to carry him.
Chokwit struggled hard but is ineffective.

Chokwit: NU MUMMAH! CHOKWIT AM GUD BABBEH! FWUFFY PWOMISE TU NEBAH HUWT DUM-GWEENY AGAIN! FFWUUFFYYYY PWWOOOMIIISE!!

Wawa knew he was lying, a trick Smarty taught her when they were growing up.

Wawa stoped at a large hollow log, it is a home to her friend Clara.
She dropped Chokwit and used her hoof to pin him to the ground.

Wawa: Cwawa! Wawa nee hewp wid babbehs!

Clara came out of the log with her only son. Clara is runaway who wanted to have babies against her previous owners wishes. Both of them are alicorns, black fur with tiny yellow stars.
They also both have a white horn and white wings, however Clara have a grey mane and tail while her son’s are yellow.

Clara: hewwow Wawa. Su gud tu see yu again. How can Cwawa hewp

Wawa: Wawa must take bad babbeh tu da Poopie Howe, udah babbehs nee miwkies. Dat ok?

Clara: hehe siwwy Wawa. Cwawa hab onwy 1 babbeh and wots an wots ob miwkies. Cwawa wiww awways shawe. An maybee Stawy wan tu pway wid nyu fwends?

Stary: yey! Nyu fwends! COME ON MUMMAH! WETS GUUU! WAN TU SEE NYU FWENDS!!

After that Wawa picked up Chokwit who started to cry as the smell of the ‘Poopie Howe’ is nearing.

Chokwit: pwease mummah nu gu tu Poopie Howe. Nu wan be enfie babbeh. Am bestest babbeh.

As they near the place they noticed a large gathering of herd members.
Near the ‘Poopie Howe’ is a wide, short tree stump acting like a stage for Smarty so that the herd can see him.
Wawa put Chokwit down putting her weight lightly on his tail to prevent him from running away.

Smarty: HEWD! Smawty take yu hewe su dat yu kno dat nyu hewd fwend am bad mummah!

The herd gasp at the news, some of them started to get angry.
The accused fluffy is Diamond, a runaway who found herself joining the herd after she couldn’t take care of herself from pregnancy.
Her special friend was an unknown fluffy how left her after special huggies.

Smarty: nyu hewd fwend Daya-mun gib fowebah sweepies tu 2 nu pwetty babbehs, an onwy gib most miwkies tu bestest babbehs.
Odah babbehs am boney babbehs now.

Wawa gasped at this atrocitiy, but Chokwit only smiled and start to imagine out loud, what if his mother was this “smawt”.

Chokwit: hehe dat am gud mummah. Wish mummah am dat smawt.

The herd gasped once more and the angry voices are much louder now.

“Dummeh mawe!”
“Whewe babbehs! Fwuffy nee tu gib boney babbehs miwkies!”
“Fwow dummeh mawe in da Poopie Howe”
“Dummeh mawe!”
“Dummeh mawe!”
“Wowstest mummah ebah”

The insults continue to rage on, but Diamond will not let this pass.
The pure white unicorn mare rebutted -

Diamond: DUMMEHS!! POOPIE BABBEHS AM FOW FOWEBAH SWEEPIES!! MIWKIES AM ONWY FOW BESTEST BABBEH!!

This only made the crowds insult her more to the point that she started to curl herself into a ball.
Chokwit was shocked by what she said, remembering what Terry called him.

Chokwit: b-bu Chokwit nu am poopie babbeh. W-wight mummah?

Smarty let the crowd tire themselves out before he started to speak again.

Smarty: Smawty make wuwes dat aww bebbehs am fow wub an huggies, nu am fow huwties. An Daya-mun bweak wuwes! Daya-mun awso gib fowebah sweepies, da punishmen! FOWEBAH POOPIE HOWE!!!

The herd erupts into cheers.
The bad mother is getting her punishment.

Diamond: dummeh fwuffy! Yu am nu smawty! Daya-mun am show fwuffy! Am wowf a wot! Nu desewbe dis! Daya-mun wiww wun away, wike how Daya-mun wun away fwom owd dummeh mummeh fow not wetting Daya-mun hab babbhes!

Smarty: Yu fink yu can wun away?! Wa abou yu bestest babbeh?

Diamond: Dummeh! Daya-mun can awways make mow babbehs, cus Daya-mun am bestest show fwuffy. Ebwy boy fwuffy wan tu be speshaw fwends wid Daya-mun.

Diamond said those words with the most smug smile on her face, but it immediately evaporated once she saw the toughies blocking her path along with the angry herd slowly walking towards her.
They started to shove Diamond slowly pushing her close to the hole.

Diamond: NU!! NU WAN BE IN POOPIE HOWE!! DAYA-MUN AM SHOW FWUFFY, PWEETY FWUFF NEE TU STAY PWETTY!!

Smarty: HEWD!! STAHP! DAYA-MUN AM WIGHT!

The herd stopped pushing her.
Diamond let out a sigh of relief, thinking that Smarty might actually be smarty and finally listen to her.
After all she is the bestest show fluffy.

Smarty: it wouwd be shame if dat pwetty white fwuff git diwty.

Diamond: dat am wight! Daya-mun must stay pwetty am bestest show fuf–

Smarty: HEWD!!! TAKE AWAY DAT DUMMEH MAWE’S FWUFF!!!

The terror is now back to 100% for Diamond.
She started to fight back, scream and beg as her precious white fur was being torn away from her.
After a few minutes she was bald and shivering in the ground, curled into a ball.
She had no fight left in her that she allowed the herd to dump her in the ‘Poopie Howe’.
Chokwit tried to run away after seeing Diamond get thrown in the pit, but when he tried he only felt pain in his tail reminding him that his mother is still stepping on it.

Those who participated at Diamond’s de-furring gets to keep her fur.
Her 4 living children were distributed to the herd mares.
They were given those who had a small brood and to those whose some or all of their foals died to fluffy stupidity.
Luckyly for the foals they still at the chirpy stage and won’t remember a thing.

After the commotion has ended Wawa bought Chokwit Infront of his father.

Smarty: hewwow speshaw fwend wa bwings yu - oh.

Smarty let out a loud sigh of disappointment.

Smarty: wa Chokwit du dis time.

Wawa: Chokwit gib huwties tu Gweeny an caww sewf “bestest babbeh”.

Smarty’s 4 toughie body guards know that he had been thrown in the hole 3 days ago for being disrespectful.
Him calling himself “bestest” made them laugh out loud.

Chokwit: stahp waughfing at Chokwit! AM BESTEST BABBEH!!

It only made the laugh harder to the point that it broke Chokwit’s bravado.
Chokwit started to wince, looking at both of his parents eyes with eyes looking for help.
What he only saw in his parents eyes are the look of disappointment.

Chokwit: p-p-pweeese dad-d-dah nu put Ch-Chokwit i-in P-Poopie Howe. Fwuf-Fwuffy nu am bestest anymowe. F-fuffy am g-gu-gud babbeh nao.

Smarty’s toughies are trained by him on how to spot a lying fluffy.
Hearing Chokwit lie made them laugh much much harder that one of them is rolling in the ground, another is stomping it’s front hooves, while the last 2 are leaning in each for support.
Their belittling made Chokwit curl into a ball crying softly, he didn’t event notice his father carrying him into the ‘Poopie Howe’.
Smarty throwed the pitiful foal at the shallow end of the hole.
The feeling of the dreadful sludge in his fur made him stop curling into a ball.

Chokwit: NU!! NU WAN BE ENFIE BABBEH!!

Smarty: Bush. Gwassy. Make shuwe bad babbeh stay untiw dawk time.

Bush and Grassy: yus Smawty.

Bush and Grassy are the largest toughie of the herd.
The brothers have the same leafy green fur and blue mane, the only difference is Bush is a pegasus, while Grassy is a unicorn.
Their large bodies and the small ramp makes it imposible for any fluffy inside the ‘Poopie Howe’ to leave.
At night they sleep on the ramp blocking any fluffy from escaping without risking to wake them up.

Chokwit: pwease toughie fwend wet Chokwit out. Am onwy widdwe babbeh.

Bush: su wat if yu am widdwe babbeh! See dat bad babbeh obah dewe. Dat am Bush’s bad babbeh. Steaw miwkies fwom oddah mummah. Bush nu cawe eben if dat am Bush’s babbeh. Bad fwuffies gu in the Poopie Howe.

Chokwit immediately gave up on reasoning with the guards and headed to the other foal in the pit with him, hoping to find comfort.

Chokwit: he-hewwow nyu fwend am Chokwit wan be fwends?

Flower: dummeh poopie fwuffy stay away fwom fwowah! Nu wan be fwends wid ugwy poopie fwuffy.

Chokwit: DUMMEH!! Nu am poopie am chokwit babbeh! Am da smawty’s bestest babbeh!

Flower:HMMP! Nu cawe yu stiww am poopie babbeh!

Chokwit: NU AM POOPIE!!

Flower: yu fwuff am wike da poopies in Poopie Howe, fwowah awmost nebah see yu untiw yu tawkies.

Before Chokwit could rebutt they were interrupted by Terry.
Terry is entirely covered in shit sludge that they didn’t notice Terry was near them all along until he talked.

Terry: come…cwose … eeenfiiiee … baaabbeehsss… Tewwy…neeee…eeenffffies. Wowmy muuunstaaahh…guuu…inside…no-no stiiiick. Ennnnfieeees…wwiiiwwww…make T-Tewwy…bettttaaaahh.

Terry is so weak he couldn’t crawl, but his terrifying look and motives made the foals run close to the ramp.
After seeing that Terry is no real threat, Wawa and Smarty walked away from the ‘Poopie Howe’ and headed home.

Smart: speshaw fwend dewe am bad news. Bad hoomins am gettin tu cwose tu hewd wand. 2 nummie findew take fowebah sweepies.

Wawa: bu whewe we gu? Dis pwace hab many nummies, cwean wawa, bestest nestie, ebwyfing da hewd needs.

Smarty: Smawty dun kno. Smawty dun kno.

It is undeniable that she is right, it took them weeks to find a place with safe to eat grass and berries, not to mention the clean running water from the nearby creek.
Smarty also spend months instructing the herd in the construction of the ‘Poopie Howe’ and borrows in preparation for the fabled cold times told by his mother, the previous smarty.
After all that is when he and Wawa started to have a family, after ensuring that their children would have shelter, food, water, and security.
And it would all be for nothing once the humans found their paradise.

Red toughie: SMAWTY!! BAD FWUFFIES WAN TU TAKE WAND!!

The couple already know what to do.

Smarty: stay safe speshaw fwend.

Wawa: yu tu.

Wawa returned to her home finding Dotty and Greeny outside of the house.
Greeny’s eyes are already opened, Wawa is saddened by not witnessing Greeny opening her eyes all thanks to Chokwit.
As Wawa got close she cloud hear Dotty singing the ‘gud poopie’ song.

Dotty: gud babbehs make gud poopies in da poopie piwe. Gud babbehs nu make poopies inside da housie. Gud babbehs make gud poopies in da poopie piwe…

Dotty continues to sing while sitting on his rump, flailing his front legs softly, he is “dancing” while continuing to sing.
Greeny on the other hand was making a big smile looking at her brother, entertained by his song and dance, all while pooping.

It is dangerous for foals to poop in the ‘Poopie Howe’ so they are allowed to poop outside their homes.

Dotty: mummah wook! Wook! Dotty teach sistah how tu make good poopies.

Wawa: dats gud Dotty, mummah su pwoud ob yu.

Greeny: aaaaaaaaaahh.

Wawa: Gweeny can yu say mummah?

Greeny: aaaaaaaaaahh.

Wawa accepted it as a start.
They all went inside the bush house, Clara and her son are still in there.
The foals greeted their mother and talk about the milk, playtime and many other things that made Wawa smile.
However Wawa could shake the thought…

What if the mean humans found their place?

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Chocolate needs to be carried close to Terry. Might teach him some manners.

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Chocolate needs to choke on the shithole he’s trapped in. He’ll never learn or behold again.

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Ah, so the “Bestest” title is earned. :slight_smile:

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