10/10 Service. Would Buy From Again! (Artist: OtherCoraline)

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Did I go too anime on the face in panel 9? I think I went too anime on the face in panel 9. Oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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did she just drown in her own piss?
well that’s actually a very fluffy thing to do

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Made sure to include the puddle in previous panels so it didn’t “just pop outta nowhere”. Probably a spill from doing dishes.

Though Blossom pissing herself and drowning in it, is not a bad idea :laughing:

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Throwing out the Nurse Fluff seems like a waste. Couldn’t the Nurse Fluff be rehomed to continue helping other foals? She understands her purpose. Little chance for depression due to this.

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I’m guessing cost of transport and risk of the nurse fluffy getting traumatized by going from baby to baby means it’s cheaper and easier to keep training them.

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Maybe, maybe not. Just tell her she has another foal who needs her help. Nothing smooths over perceived rejection better than a sense of purpose.

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unfortunately for you, our unconscious desire to see her in a garbage bag is stronger then common sense

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Hostia puta, tenía que decirlo en mi idioma.

You’ve outdone yourself. chef kiss

Originally I thought the nurse fluff would try to harm or maim the foal so she won’t be out of a job, but this is way better.

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I love the implicit critique to consumerist crap a la RQ of having a “good-bye bag” sold with each nurse fluffy. Can’t get enough of them, it’s one the best trope recently created in the community IMHO.

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Have I mentioned that one of the reasons I adore you is that you don’t write every Fluffy scream as an inhuman, un-cute “SCREEEEEEE” as somehow became the boring standard?

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Nurse-Fluffs are one-time use convenience items. You COULD return a Nurse-Fluff but that defeats the purpose of a Nurse-Fluff. If you wanted a long term au pair you’d go with a Maternal-Mare, or if you care about reusable resources that you pass along once finished with, you’d go with a Rent-A-Fluff.

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I do use them. But “Screees” are in response to pain and physical trauma. Most of my sadbox revolves around existential and emotional trauma. So the I go with “EEEEE!!!” more often.

I appreciate that you appreciate it, though :wink:

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Not to play devil’s advocate all the time, but since these people want a fluffy, and the foal died, why not pull the nurse fluff out of the bag and say “Just kidding?” After all, she’s an intelligent and well trained fluffy.

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They want a foal. Not a fluffy. Like those jerks who’ll adopt a kitten then abandon it once it inevitably grows up.

As for why they don’t save the Nurse-Fluff for their next inevitable foal? Being pissed off leads to poor decision making ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Dont overthink it, also fluffies are really cheap so whatever

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Yeah, I don’t mean to be subversive. If humans in the fluffyverse started being rational and compassionate, we’d have no abuse or sadbox, only saccharine hugbox. And that’s too horrible to think about.

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Why is she complaining at least they put some food in the bag with her.

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Top-tier consumer sadbox

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It was too early for the goodbye bag for a week or two. Blooms owner thought they jump to solid food.

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