Battle fluffs / BullDozer vs Bowzer Buzzsaw/ (carniviousduck)

A great battle tonight here on battle fluffs only on fluff tv after hours. Tonight commentators are a literal Duck, that somehow got in the stuido but no one wants to touch and the great @AMDk7 the only person brave enough to sit next to the aggressive waterfowl… NOW BACK TO THE BATTLE…

Good evening ladies and gentlemen.
Good evening one and all welcome to our first installment of BATTLE FLUFFIES.
And hear that crowd roar !
My name is AMDk7 and im joined tonight by …err a duck
And we have a great first battle lined up for you, between BOWSER and BUllDOZER !
THE FIRST IS A FLUFFY WITH A CHAINSAW EMBEDDED IN HIS SKULL AND HE LIKES IT !
While the other flips and crushes foals for FUN !!!
Buzzsaw versus shovel who will win ?!
The winner gets sketties the loser gets hurties !
And as an extra incentive the winner gets a choice of toysies too.
But first a word from our sponsor.
The skettieswiper restaurant chain !
We wil be back to you after these messages !
Over to you @GreaverBlade in the pits\paddocks !

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Cheering for BULLdozer win this one from my sofa, go go boy!

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Are you going to draw all the match ups?

What a great time for F-C if so!

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Prediction: if they both survive, they will hug it out, because that’s what fluffies do.

But hopefully there will be at least one extremely painful, violent, bloody, gorey, hilariously terrifying death.

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My vote is on Bulldozer!

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~attempts to start chanting to get Bu11dozer to scoop throw~

“So 1ong gay bowser!” c1ap c1ap c1apc1apc1ap
“So 1ong gay bowser!” c1ap c1ap c1apc1apc1ap

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do we have to vote on who we want to win ?

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< I suppose I should get in to character then>

Good evening ladies and gentlemen.
Good evening one and all welcome to our first installment of BATTLE FLUFFIES.
And hear that crowd roar !
My name is AMDk7 and im joined tonight by …err a duck
And we have a great first battle lined up for you, between BOWSER and BUllDOZER !
THE FIRST IS A FLUFFY WITH A CHAINSAW EMBEDDED IN HIS SKULL AND HE LIKES IT !
While the other flips and crushes foals for FUN !!!
Buzzsaw versus shovel who will win ?!
The winner gets sketties the loser gets hurties !
And as an extra incentive the winner gets a choice of toysies too.
But first a word from our sponsor.
The skettieswiper restaurant chain !
We wil be back to you after these messages !
Over to you Greaver in the pits\paddocks !

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I misread that and pictured a pit of the f1uffies c1osest friends and re1atives watching whi1e being sad and especia11y distraught when their contestant 1oses.

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Well that also works for me
You’d prefer if it was paddocks ?

And yes I am dragging @GreaverBlade in to this !

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I wasn’t planning on it, id like to see others works of art

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Since I’m dragged in as an announcer feel free to copy my announcer post in your main post if you like.

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I’m thinking BullDozer takes this if he can flip Bowzer over.

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Ah, cool!

You should make a post for the brackets and have artists claim their matchups.

I’d like to draw Shitstorm vs Hammer Time myself.

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I was wondering since I’m the announcer can I actually compete too ?
I got an idea for a battle fluffy.

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Yes please, just adding fluff to the story… no pun intended.

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Alright mine is hopped up on Pepsi cola, otherwise he is a coward.

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Bah, put me on the spot.

holds nose and wades through fluffy shit in a murky pair of wellies
…the fuck did you put me down he-- We’re live!
Right so I’m down here in the pits with out contenders, Buzzsaw and Shovel!
First, let’s get a word in with Buzzsaw. So, how you feeling about your match tonight, Buzzsaw?"
“Buzzsaw am wowstest fwuffy! Wiww gib choppy fowebbah sweepies tu aww da odda fwuffies!”
buzzsaw revs his saw
Yeah, that’s great. (Cripes, so much shit down here. I’m going to make AMD lick my boots clean…
Anyways, let’s see what Shovel is up to. What do you have to say, Shovel?
“Shubbew.”
Anything else?
“Shubbew.”
Right, too vigorous training for this guy. OK, back to the main stage, @AMDk7

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If you thought a commentating duck seemed strange, rumours are going around that a dragon has been seen entering a fluffy into the tournament.

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That actually made me laugh out loud.
Good show

Oh crap we are back on camera !

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