A great battle tonight here on battle fluffs only on fluff tv after hours. Tonight commentators are a literal Duck, that somehow got in the stuido but no one wants to touch and the great @AMDk7 the only person brave enough to sit next to the aggressive waterfowl… NOW BACK TO THE BATTLE…
Good evening ladies and gentlemen.
Good evening one and all welcome to our first installment of BATTLE FLUFFIES.
And hear that crowd roar !
My name is AMDk7 and im joined tonight by …err a duck
And we have a great first battle lined up for you, between BOWSER and BUllDOZER !
THE FIRST IS A FLUFFY WITH A CHAINSAW EMBEDDED IN HIS SKULL AND HE LIKES IT !
While the other flips and crushes foals for FUN !!!
Buzzsaw versus shovel who will win ?!
The winner gets sketties the loser gets hurties !
And as an extra incentive the winner gets a choice of toysies too.
But first a word from our sponsor.
The skettieswiper restaurant chain !
We wil be back to you after these messages !
Over to you @GreaverBlade in the pits\paddocks !
Good evening ladies and gentlemen.
Good evening one and all welcome to our first installment of BATTLE FLUFFIES.
And hear that crowd roar !
My name is AMDk7 and im joined tonight by …err a duck
And we have a great first battle lined up for you, between BOWSER and BUllDOZER !
THE FIRST IS A FLUFFY WITH A CHAINSAW EMBEDDED IN HIS SKULL AND HE LIKES IT !
While the other flips and crushes foals for FUN !!!
Buzzsaw versus shovel who will win ?!
The winner gets sketties the loser gets hurties !
And as an extra incentive the winner gets a choice of toysies too.
But first a word from our sponsor.
The skettieswiper restaurant chain !
We wil be back to you after these messages !
Over to you Greaver in the pits\paddocks !
I misread that and pictured a pit of the f1uffies c1osest friends and re1atives watching whi1e being sad and especia11y distraught when their contestant 1oses.
holds nose and wades through fluffy shit in a murky pair of wellies
…the fuck did you put me down he-- We’re live!
Right so I’m down here in the pits with out contenders, Buzzsaw and Shovel!
First, let’s get a word in with Buzzsaw. So, how you feeling about your match tonight, Buzzsaw?"
“Buzzsaw am wowstest fwuffy! Wiww gib choppy fowebbah sweepies tu aww da odda fwuffies!” buzzsaw revs his saw
Yeah, that’s great. (Cripes, so much shit down here. I’m going to make AMD lick my boots clean…
Anyways, let’s see what Shovel is up to. What do you have to say, Shovel?
“Shubbew.”
Anything else?
“Shubbew.”
Right, too vigorous training for this guy. OK, back to the main stage, @AMDk7