We at Hasbio Foods are proud to present a new addition to our fine line of “drinkie nummies” and a new member of the Fluff Chug™ family, Fluffy Brew™ coffee drinks!
Fluffy Brew™ coffee and mare milk drinks come in a wide variety of nummy flavors your Fluffies will go gaga for, is made with fine, fair trade, arabica coffee beans brewed to smooth, robust perfection and are always decaffeinated!
Instead of harmful caffeine, Fluffy Brew™ is made with new Playtime Energy™, a natural energy supplement sourced from plants and designed by The Soda Man, Dr. Brauenmeister himself and his crack team of Flavor Specialists™ to give Fluffies the energy to play and love longer and stronger than ever!
With new Fluffy Brew™, kids can play with their beloved Fluffies for longer periods of time and Fluffies will have the energy to love, dance and play more than they ever thought they could before!
Are your Fluffies too tired to play on an early, saturday morning kids? Just crack open a can of Fluffy Brew™ to make play time with your Fluffies an all-day adventure!
WARNING: Fluffy Brew™ must be drank responsibly and in moderation, overconsumption of Fluffy Brew™ can lead to Fluffy Brew™ dependency which could lead to anxiety, depression, hypertension, sleeplessness, fatigue, weight gain, severe migraines, Fluffy Mouth Necrosis and on rare occasions, Cardiovascular Detonation. Fluffy Brew™ is NOT recommended for pregnant mares, chirpy babies, Fluffies with SBS or foals under the age of three weeks.
Proud owners of more athletic Fluffies with active lifestyles can use Fluffy Brew™ as a safe and trusted way to give their Fluffies more energy to train longer and better for upcoming Fluffy pageants, competitions and sports events like FluffTV’s Fluffy Olympics!
Give YOUR Fluffy the competitive edge with Fluffy Brew™ today!
WARNING: Each can of Fluffy Brew™ contains 600 mg of Playtime Energy™ supplement, which is the energy equivalent of twelve cups of coffee. It is strongly recommended that Fluffies should not exceed more than one can a day.
And if your little Fluffies love our Fluffy Brew™ and it’s irresistible assortment of flavors so much that they want more but you don’t want them bouncing off the walls just for wanting to treat them, then have no fear, try our “decaffeinated” variety, Fluffy Brew Mellow™!
It’s just as sweet and tasty but 100% Playtime Energy™ free!
WARNING: Regulated consumption of Fluffy Brew Mellow™ is also highly recommended as dependency and adverse impacts on health are possible and consistent with Fluffy Brew™ and Fluff Chug™ addiction. Remember, your Fluffy’s health is YOUR responsibility!
Full List of Fluffy Brew Flavors
- Autumn Orchard Brew - Apple cider donut flavored.
- Bear Claw - Glazed donut flavor.
- Bestest Brownie Batter - Brownie batter flavor.
- Birthday Bash - Birthday cake flavor.
- Blueberry Morning - Blueberry pancake flavor.
- Bumblebee - Honey and maple flavor.
- Cafe Latte - French-styled latte flavor.
- Caramel Craze - Caramel flavor.
- Carrot Cake Shake - Carrot cake flavor.
- Chocoberry Macchiato - Chocolate and strawberry flavor.
- Cinnamon Expedition - Cinnamon coffee cake flavored, Ethiopian-styled coffee.
- Cookies & Milkies - Cookies & cream flavor.
- Cosmic Fluff - Cotton candy flavor.
- Espresso Express - The most basic flavor of Fluffy Brew. Essentially a really creamy tasting, iced coffee flavor.
- French Fluffyccino - French vanilla and cinnamon cappuccino flavor.
- Hazelnut Heaven - Hazelnut latte flavor.
- Holy Cannoli! - Cannoli flavor.
- Irish Fluffy - Irish cream-inspired flavor.
- Jamaican Me Crazy! - Banana, vanilla and mocha-flavored, Jamaican-styled coffee.
- Krazy Key Lime - Key lime pie flavor.
- Mermaid Lagoon Mocha - Sea salted caramel mocha flavor.
- Mandarin Mocha - Mandarin orange, mocha and marshmallow flavor.
- Minty Mocha Madness - Mint and chocolate flavor.
- Nirvana Vibes - Raspberry and vanilla-flavored, Indian-styled coffee.
- Nummy Oatmeal Cookie - Oatmeal-Cinnamon cookie flavor.
- PB&J - Peanut butter, grape and strawberry flavor.
- Peanut Butter Paradise - Peanut butter mocha flavor.
- Rainbow Unicorn Dream - Fruity Pebbles-like fruity flavor.
- Peppy Peppermint - Peppermint hot chocolate flavor.
- Spooky Pumpkin Latte - Pumpkin spice latte flavor.
- Sprinkled Doh’nut - Strawberry-frosted donut flavor.
- Strawberry Dreams - Strawberry cheesecake flavor.
- Sweet Sunrise - Waffles and syrup flavor.
- Wakey, Wakey - Eggs and bacon flavor.
- What The Fluff!? - Rice Krispie marshmallow treat-inspired flavor.
- Whole Lotta Mocha - Mocha flavor.
And don’t forget to keep your eyes out for our seasonal collections of Limited Edition flavors!
