List of Fluff Chug Flavors

Decided to make this for fun. This is based on my new story, New & Tasty. A story about an eccentric Hasbio scientist with a dream and the horrors of addiction!

Fluff Chug is a brand of soda produced by Hasbio’s food and drink division that the story is centered around. I mentioned that there are over 40 flavors of the drink and I’m going to fucking commit to that fact!

I tried to come up with the most stereotypical names that soda and energy drink brands tend to have.

  1. Awesome Sauce - Mango-Raspberry lemonade.
  2. Banana-Rama - Banana and honey.
  3. Birthday Bash - Birthday cake flavored.
  4. Blackout Berry - Blackberry and plum.
  5. Bliss Kiss - Strawberry lollipop flavored.
  6. Bubble Wubble - Bubblegum flavored.
  7. Carrot Float - Carrot, orange, mango & vanilla.
  8. Crisp Caramel Spell - Caramel apple flavored.
  9. Cherry Bomb - Cherry.
  10. Citrus Bliss - Lemon-lime.
  11. Cool Cola - Just your average cola flavor similar to Moxie or Pibb.
  12. Cotton Candy Carnival - Pink and blue cotton candy flavored.
  13. Dazzle Berry - Strawberry, raspberry and cherry.
  14. Dragon’s Breath - Dragonfruit and strawberry.
  15. Electric Lime - Sour lime.
  16. Flamin’ Hot Limeade - Limeade with very mild spiciness (but to a Fluffy, it’s really hot).
  17. Fruity & Fun - Blueberry, strawberry and blackberry.
  18. Gamer Energy - Mountain Dew-inspired flavor.
  19. Gooey Grapeshot - Sour grape.
  20. Green Days - Kiwi, green apple, spinach & kale.
  21. Jellybean Jamboree - Assorted jelly beans flavor.
  22. Jungle Juice - Pineapple punch.
  23. Leapin’ Lingonberry - Lingonberry punch.
  24. Lemon Drop - Lemonheads-inspired flavor.
  25. Luau Punch - Guava, papaya and pineapple.
  26. Mangosaurus Rex - Mango and peach.
  27. Melon Berry Blast - Dew melon and blueberry.
  28. Nummy Nectarine - Nectarine and blueberry.
  29. Orange Octane - Orange flavor.
  30. Peachy Keen - Peach flavor.
  31. Pinkie Pow-Wow - Pink lemonade.
  32. Power Punch - Basic fruit punch flavor.
  33. Puckerberry - Sour raspberry and cherry.
  34. Purple Haze - Purple guava, pear and red grape.
  35. Radical Razz - Raspberry.
  36. Rainbow Unicorn Dream - Fruity Pebbles-like flavor.
  37. Razzmatazz - Blue raspberry.
  38. Ska’diddles - Skittles-like assorted fruit candy flavor.
  39. Sketty Surprise - Spaghetti & meatballs flavored, a dream come true for Fluffies no doubt.
  40. Sprinkled Doh’nut - Strawberry-frosted donut flavored.
  41. Spooky Pumpkin - Pumpkin and cinnamon.
  42. Sour Zapple - Sour green apple.
  43. Strawbanana Blast - Banana and strawberry.
  44. Sweet Sunrise - Waffles and syrup flavored.
  45. Texas Tea - Southern sweet tea and lemonade.
  46. True Blue - Blueberry lemonade.
  47. Watermelon Wave - Watermelon.

Planned/Experimental flavors.

  1. Cookies & Milkies - Cookies and cream flavor.
  2. Paradise Passion - Passionfruit and guava flavor.
  3. Gushin’ Gummies - Gushers-inspired flavor.
  4. Tropical Storm - Pineapple, banana, coconut.
  5. Goth Berry - Green apple, blackberry and fig.
  6. Chocolate Bliss - Chocolate flavored.
  7. High Voltage - Sweet and sour blue raspberry and cherry.
  8. PB&J - Strawberry, grape and peanut butter.
  9. Black Ice - Grape and blue raspberry.
  10. Bitin’ Salmonberry - Salmonberry and tart cherry.
  11. Sweetest Lil’ Tater - Sweet Potato, cinnamon and marshmallow.
  12. Sour Skedaddle - Sour fruit punch.
  13. Minty Melon - Watermelon, cantaloupe and mint.
  14. Rainbow Creamland - Rainbow sherbet flavor.
  15. One Tough Crèmepuff - Strawberries and crème.
  16. Hot Shot - Cinnamon candy flavor.
  17. Tiger Tail - Orange and black licorice flavor.
  18. Grizzly Gummies - Assorted gummy bear flavored.
  19. Red Velvet Dream - Red velvet cake flavor.
  20. Root Beer Float - Root beer flavor with vanilla.
  21. Trippy Hippie - Ube, banana and vanilla flavor.
  22. Tea & Cookies - Matcha and cookies flavor.
  23. Brain Matter - Sour cotton candy flavor.
  24. Sweet N’ Creamy - Peaches and cream flavor.
  25. Rainbow Pegasus Fantasy - Gobstopper-inspired flavor.
  26. Fruitz Blitzkrieg - Watermelon-Cherry bubblegum flavor.
  27. Candy Cornfield - Candy corn flavored.
  28. Easter Egg - White chocolate and caramel flavor.
  29. Green Power - A limited edition jackfruit, banana, dew melon, spinach, broccoli and wheatgrass flavor released as a cross promotion for FluffTv’s greatest sport event, the Fluffy Olympics.
  30. Pizza Party - Limited edition pepperoni pizza flavor made as a cross promotion for Fluff E. Cheesy’s, a unique Fluffy daycare taking the form of a Chuck E. Cheese-like restaurant/arcade.
  31. Mysterious Mystery - Mystery flavor planned for a contest, the Fluffy who guesses the flavor correctly wins $6000 in FluffMart store credit. Spoiler: the flavor is imitation Swedish Fish.
  32. Krazy Key Lime - Key lime pie. Dr. Brauenmeister’s white whale, it’s a promising flavor but he just can’t get that DAMN chalky after taste out of it!
  33. Durian Delirium - Promising flavor but the acquired smell needs to be removed or at least toned down to make it more appealing. Special thanks to @DummehBabbeh for coming up with this.
  34. Forbidden Fruit - [REDACTED]
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Gooey grapeshot…

I think they need to rework that one

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I see no sketti flavor, is it a work in progress or was it scraped?

Never mind I see it, yuck I bet its the worst one

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NO dirty thoughts here ACE

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Yeah I see it

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Tropical Twister: banana, mango, and mangosteen.

Tasty Tropics: lychee, rambutan, and longan. (They all taste similar. All are delicious.)

Banana Boogie: banana, orange, and cherry.

Durian Delirium: durian (which stinks like skunk oil, but tastes divine).

Cookie Time: cookies and cream flavour, extra milky.

Also, my mom has fluffy-level spice tolerance. She’s not a fluffy, though. Just allergic to capsaicin. Boy, am I glad I didn’t get that gene. Flamin’ Hot Limeade made me think of it.

I hope these extra suggestions are OK! Maybe they can go in the new line.

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Haha yeah, grapeshot is a term for cannon ammunition but I can kinda see how that can be taken as an innuendo for ejaculation, especially when paired with the word “gooey”.

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Durian Delirium is such a good name! I actually considered a cookies and cream flavor but I wasn’t able to add it. I think I had the name “Cookies & Milkies” in mind before I ended up dropping it.

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I did something similar, except it was a soda made out of fluffies:

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You could make a mystery flavor like with airheads

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Mummah Miwkies could be a carbonated yogurt drink like Calpis

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for the sensitive baby consumer

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Hey what would chug do to sensitive babbies since they have no teeth and are already very fat?

Since this is crack for fluffies and for the normal kind it fucks up their teeth

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Ugh, I’d love a carrot float.
Minus the mare’s milk oc.

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I can actually see that taking off. Then, I also see Fluffy Chug developing a huge human following.

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does it affect humans because if it does Hasbio is really fucked

we already have all kinds of addictions and adding a soda addiction from a product made for fluffies is a company killer

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Have you ever eaten carrot halvah? It’s an Indian dessert made with carrots, sugar, nuts, and khoya, which is milk cooked down to just the solids. It’s delightful, especially if you can get it freshly made.

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I doubt it, unless the new formula includes human milk. Or cocaine.

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maybe a knock off or off-brand version

please don’t hate but there are some off-brands that I enjoy

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