Decided to make this for fun. This is based on my new story, New & Tasty. A story about an eccentric Hasbio scientist with a dream and the horrors of addiction!
Fluff Chug is a brand of soda produced by Hasbio’s food and drink division that the story is centered around. I mentioned that there are over 40 flavors of the drink and I’m going to fucking commit to that fact!
I tried to come up with the most stereotypical names that soda and energy drink brands tend to have.
- Awesome Sauce - Mango-Raspberry lemonade.
- Banana-Rama - Banana and honey.
- Birthday Bash - Birthday cake flavored.
- Blackout Berry - Blackberry and plum.
- Bliss Kiss - Strawberry lollipop flavored.
- Bubble Wubble - Bubblegum flavored.
- Carrot Float - Carrot, orange, mango & vanilla.
- Crisp Caramel Spell - Caramel apple flavored.
- Cherry Bomb - Cherry.
- Citrus Bliss - Lemon-lime.
- Cool Cola - Just your average cola flavor similar to Moxie or Pibb.
- Cotton Candy Carnival - Pink and blue cotton candy flavored.
- Dazzle Berry - Strawberry, raspberry and cherry.
- Dragon’s Breath - Dragonfruit and strawberry.
- Electric Lime - Sour lime.
- Flamin’ Hot Limeade - Limeade with very mild spiciness (but to a Fluffy, it’s really hot).
- Fruity & Fun - Blueberry, strawberry and blackberry.
- Gamer Energy - Mountain Dew-inspired flavor.
- Gooey Grapeshot - Sour grape.
- Green Days - Kiwi, green apple, spinach & kale.
- Jellybean Jamboree - Assorted jelly beans flavor.
- Jungle Juice - Pineapple punch.
- Leapin’ Lingonberry - Lingonberry punch.
- Lemon Drop - Lemonheads-inspired flavor.
- Luau Punch - Guava, papaya and pineapple.
- Mangosaurus Rex - Mango and peach.
- Melon Berry Blast - Dew melon and blueberry.
- Nummy Nectarine - Nectarine and blueberry.
- Orange Octane - Orange flavor.
- Peachy Keen - Peach flavor.
- Pinkie Pow-Wow - Pink lemonade.
- Power Punch - Basic fruit punch flavor.
- Puckerberry - Sour raspberry and cherry.
- Purple Haze - Purple guava, pear and red grape.
- Radical Razz - Raspberry.
- Rainbow Unicorn Dream - Fruity Pebbles-like flavor.
- Razzmatazz - Blue raspberry.
- Ska’diddles - Skittles-like assorted fruit candy flavor.
- Sketty Surprise - Spaghetti & meatballs flavored, a dream come true for Fluffies no doubt.
- Sprinkled Doh’nut - Strawberry-frosted donut flavored.
- Spooky Pumpkin - Pumpkin and cinnamon.
- Sour Zapple - Sour green apple.
- Strawbanana Blast - Banana and strawberry.
- Sweet Sunrise - Waffles and syrup flavored.
- Texas Tea - Southern sweet tea and lemonade.
- True Blue - Blueberry lemonade.
- Watermelon Wave - Watermelon.
Planned/Experimental flavors.
- Cookies & Milkies - Cookies and cream flavor.
- Paradise Passion - Passionfruit and guava flavor.
- Gushin’ Gummies - Gushers-inspired flavor.
- Tropical Storm - Pineapple, banana, coconut.
- Goth Berry - Green apple, blackberry and fig.
- Chocolate Bliss - Chocolate flavored.
- High Voltage - Sweet and sour blue raspberry and cherry.
- PB&J - Strawberry, grape and peanut butter.
- Black Ice - Grape and blue raspberry.
- Bitin’ Salmonberry - Salmonberry and tart cherry.
- Sweetest Lil’ Tater - Sweet Potato, cinnamon and marshmallow.
- Sour Skedaddle - Sour fruit punch.
- Minty Melon - Watermelon, cantaloupe and mint.
- Rainbow Creamland - Rainbow sherbet flavor.
- One Tough Crèmepuff - Strawberries and crème.
- Hot Shot - Cinnamon candy flavor.
- Tiger Tail - Orange and black licorice flavor.
- Grizzly Gummies - Assorted gummy bear flavored.
- Red Velvet Dream - Red velvet cake flavor.
- Root Beer Float - Root beer flavor with vanilla.
- Trippy Hippie - Ube, banana and vanilla flavor.
- Tea & Cookies - Matcha and cookies flavor.
- Brain Matter - Sour cotton candy flavor.
- Sweet N’ Creamy - Peaches and cream flavor.
- Rainbow Pegasus Fantasy - Gobstopper-inspired flavor.
- Fruitz Blitzkrieg - Watermelon-Cherry bubblegum flavor.
- Candy Cornfield - Candy corn flavored.
- Easter Egg - White chocolate and caramel flavor.
- Green Power - A limited edition jackfruit, banana, dew melon, spinach, broccoli and wheatgrass flavor released as a cross promotion for FluffTv’s greatest sport event, the Fluffy Olympics.
- Pizza Party - Limited edition pepperoni pizza flavor made as a cross promotion for Fluff E. Cheesy’s, a unique Fluffy daycare taking the form of a Chuck E. Cheese-like restaurant/arcade.
- Mysterious Mystery - Mystery flavor planned for a contest, the Fluffy who guesses the flavor correctly wins $6000 in FluffMart store credit. Spoiler: the flavor is imitation Swedish Fish.
- Krazy Key Lime - Key lime pie. Dr. Brauenmeister’s white whale, it’s a promising flavor but he just can’t get that DAMN chalky after taste out of it!
- Durian Delirium - Promising flavor but the acquired smell needs to be removed or at least toned down to make it more appealing. Special thanks to @DummehBabbeh for coming up with this.
- Forbidden Fruit - [REDACTED]