List of Hasbio Owned Companies and Brands

I always saw Hasbio lore as having a ton of potential for expanding upon in terms of how their business is run, what products they produce for Fluffies, how they treat Fluffies etc. so here are my ideas and general thoughts on what kinds of businesses Hasbio has under their belt and other thoughts retaining to how they operate. Note that my “headcanon” version of Hasbio is that of a terrifyingly powerful, anarcho-capitalist corporation that wouldn’t look too out of place in a dystopian novel written by a marxist with a burning hatred for capitalism, having survived the initial crisis of feral overpopulation caused by PETA that still persists to this day.

Also note that, just like with any of my other ideas presented in my content, everything you read here is open for use in stories, art, lore dumps like this one and whatever else you like!

Also, I would highly appreciate those who could bring fluffy-centered companies and brands that currently exist already to my attention since I know of a few like FluffMart and FluffTV (who will both be mentioned in this) but I’m really curious if there are others that I’m not aware.

And if you have any ideas, feel free to share them!

Anywho, onto the extensive catalogue of HasBio’s corporate empire!

Hasbio Labs - Considered to be the “core” of the Hasbio company, the heart and soul that the company started off as before expanding to other companies related to Fluffies upon their immense commercial success as the worlds first line of biopets. Hasbio Lab is responsible for developing, what else, Fluffies and their many subspecies and variants and thus, they are considered to be the world’s largest Fluffy Mill in a sense, as they do breed pre-existing species as well as new ones. Many other, Fluffy-centric science goes on here such as efforts to improve the Fluffy behavioral model, efforts to cure Fluffy disease and the development of solutions to the feral overpopulation problem.

HasTech - Hasbio’s technology devision that is dedicated to developing new, cutting-edge technologies, products and appliances in relation to Fluffies and their many divisions. HasTech has developed everything from Fluffy prosthetics to Sketty Dispensers, inventing technology that is both in service to Fluffies and Fluffy owners to being actively hazardous to their creations, mostly in relation to ferals and most of these are available for commercial use. HasTech also makes products related to biomechanical engineering such as Foal in a Can, Foal in an Egg and Foal Dispensers. HasTech is currently working on highly durable, robotic alternatives to Fluffies called Robo-Fluffs, piloted by real Fluffy brains.

Fluffy Friend Farms - The actual biggest, legally operated Fluffy Mill in the world. Fluffy Friend Farms breeds commercial Fluffies to be sold in stores all over the world in which a particular Fluffy Friend Farms are stationed at. Despite the squeaky clean, humane image they like to present to the world, Fluffy Friend Farms is responsible for some of the worst industrial abuse towards Fluffies, even more so than illegally operated one’s ran in your shady uncle’s basement. Fluffy breeding is a free market and anyone can legally become a Fluffy breeder or even open their own Hasbio funded and operated breeding mill relatively easy however, all it takes is applying for one at any of Hasbio’s customer service centers and a few hours of paperwork.

Happy Mare Farms - The Fluffy equivalent of a dairy farm where thousands of mares that have been made into milk bags are milked so that their milkies can be sold commercially in FluffMarts all over the world, as well as many products made from mare milk such as “powdered milkies”, cheese and Fwuff Cream (ice cream made for Fluffies), allowing Fluffies to enjoy products they normally wouldn’t due to being violently lactose intolerant towards milk not of their own species. Mares are as you could probably guess, treated horribly at these locations but nobody cares because Fluffies aren’t legally considered animals and have no rights whatsoever :slight_smile:

FluffCare - Hasbio’s bio pet insurance company that covers Fluffy insurance, allowing owners to maintain a Fluffies health at cut rate prices and even receive compensation if something bad happened to them, such as entitlement to a free replacement Fluffy. FluffCare covers everything from disease to injuries but the extent of what they can cover depends on the service package and some of these services can be incredibly expensive and are notorious for gouging Fluffy owners with premium, monthly expenses.

Hasbio Vet Co. - Hasbio’s brand of veterinary clinics that have corned the market on Fluffy care, especially when the biopets were first released as no one but Hasbio’s employees fully understood a Fluffy’s biology back then and even now, Hasbio Vet Co. is still the leading provider of Fluffy healthcare, providing service to all varieties of Fluffies. Hasbio Vet Co. is also one of many locations where Fluffy owners can sign up for FluffCare to better provide for their Fluffies at a fraction of the price for bringing them to their local Hasbio vet. Special thanks to @BrotherOni for giving me the idea for this.

Feral Busters LLC - Hasbio’s official extermination service for killing, containing, relocating and/or euthanizing feral Fluffies that infest public and private property alike. Employees of Feral Busters are highly trained to hunt down shit rats wherever they may hide, whether it’s in the walls of someone’s home or underground in feral colonies and they are armed to the teeth with anti-feral tools and equipment provided to them by HasTech.

FluffMart - The chain of Wal-Mart-esque, Fluffy-centric pet stores that are the #1 distributors of both Fluffies and Fluffy products. FluffMart sells Fluffies of all varieties as well as everything you could possibly imagine related to Fluffies. Food, toys, clothing, accessories, play sets, foal supplies, supplies for safe rooms, we’ve got it all here at FluffMart! FluffMarts come in a variety of sizes depending on location, needs and demand, there are small FluffMarts dedicated solely to selling Fluffies with the bare minimum of supplies such as kibble and small toys to the absolutely immense FluffMart Mega Centers that sell a wide variety of Fluffy subspecies and some of the largest and most expensive of toys and other products. There are also a number of spin-off brands such as Foals R’ Us, a chain that sells foal supplies like diapers, which are also applicable to Fluffies with Sensitive Baby Syndrome.

FluffTV - Being one of Hasbio’s Big Five, FluffTV is one of the most profitable brands in the entire Hasbio empire. FluffTV is an entire television network founded by one Bob Stag that acts as a premium service to Fluffy owners for a modest, monthly fee. FluffTV provides a wide and diverse catalogue of infantile programming capable of entertaining Fluffies for endless hours, mostly educational in nature and to act as propaganda to make Fluffy act the way Hasbio intended them to. FluffTV is also the leading tool in Hasbio’s arsenal to advertise their new products to Fluffies so that they can beg their owners for until they cry. Programming on FluffTV can range from something as simple as “Dancie Babehs!” where it’s just foals spastically dancing to terrible music for fifteen minutes to something with a little more edge like “Splorin’ Babehs” where foals are out in a random environment and followed with cameras. FluffTV is currently experimenting with making the jump to streaming with Fluff+.

Fluffy Records - Another company founded by Bob Stag and a sister company to FluffTV. Fluffy Records is a music company that produces music for Fluffies to enjoy, either by playing said music in FluffTV, FluffyNet or even by selling physical physical medium such as CDs and vinyl records. Music produced by Fluffy Records are some of the most barebones melodies and juvenile lyrics imaginable, being aimed at Fluffies and many songs also act as educational material (propaganda). Fluffy Records even has a catalogue of “artists” including actual Fluffies such as “Babeh Lullaby” and their platinum seller, “Melody The Musical Mummah”.

Fluffywood Pictures - The third and final entertainment company founded by Bob Stag. Fluffywood Pictures is Hasbio’s own film studio that produces cheap, feature length films to entertain their easily impressed audience of biopets. These films are typically shown on FluffTV, daycares and sold at FluffMarts as physical media for Fluffies to endlessly watch over and over. There are even some notable “actors” among Fluffywood that appear in multiple films, such as Sparkles, primmadonna alicorn Fluffy. Much like FluffTV and Fluffy Records, Fluffywood Pictures is always looking for fresh “talent”. Films produced by Fluffywood Pictures take a wide range of genres but are always made to be Fluffy and child friendly.

FluffyNet - Hasbio’s social media website that caters to Fluffies and their owners. Acting as some kind of frankensteinian hybrid of YouTube, Facebook and Instagram, FluffyNet has everything that Fluffies could ever hope for, games, music, endless hours of content from trusted Fluffy content creators and the ability for Fluffy owners to upload photos and videos of their Fluffies. FluffyNet is filled with so much Fluffy fun that it resulted in many Fluffies becoming terminally online. FluffyNet is also home to the wildly popular online game FluffyWorld (sort’ve like a Club Penguin kind of deal).

Fluffy Daycares LLC - Fluffy Daycares LLC is a real estate organization that establishes Hasbio approved and sanctioned daycare centers for Fluffy owners to dump their Fluffies into when they can’t look after them for extended periods of time. Fluffy Daycares LLC. even has an assortment of daycare brands under their belt that provide unique experiences depending on the daycare in question, whether they be simply themed daycares like an outer space theme or ones that are more complex in design such as in the case of Fluff E. Cheesy’s, a Chuck E. Cheese’s type of restaurant/arcade hybrid and the miniature amusement park, SkettiLand. This organization is another contender for Hasbio’s Big Five.

Fluffy Safari Inc. - This organization builds and operates Hasbio approved Fluffy Zoos for people and Fluffies to gawk at other Fluffies of all varieties and subspecies, including some exotic fair rarely seen anywhere else such as Bat Fluffies and Fluffalos. Fluffy Zoos also act as giant Fluffy adoption centers as all Fluffies on display at these zoos are available for adoption/purchase, the more exotic fair costing actual money while the likes of Aqua Fluffies and Microfluffs are up for adoption with just a littld paperwork. Fluffies are even allowed into all enclosures to interact with Fluffies staying at the zoos in person. There are also Fluffy Aquariums that keep a variety of aquatic and amphibious Fluffies species such as Aqua Fluffies.

Fluffy Smiles Inc. - This company produces and distributes products utilized for Fluffy dental care such as toothpaste as well as acts as a dental insurance company that provides dental care to Fluffy owners, Fluffy Smiles even having locations where owners can bring their Fluffies in for check-ups and (extremely painful) dental procedures.

Nummy Nums Services - Hasbio’s own fast food corporation that operates multiple Fluffy-centered restaurants, cafes and other food serving locations taking a wide range of forms due to Nummy Nums Services having about a dozen different brands under their control, these brands function as catering to Fluffy owners and Fluffies simultaneously. Some of their locations include The Fancy Fluffy, a cat cafe type of location but with Fluffies instead of cats, Fluffy Burger, Ice Creamland and La’ Fluffy Gordita.

Happy Fluffy Living Inc. - A Fluffy security and well-being company that provides services to ensure a Fluffy’s wellbeing within the confines of their home, this includes products and services such as security cameras, smart door locks, Fluffy tracking chips, anti-feral security systems, safe room renovation and supplies and much more.

Hasbio Botany - Hasbio’s botanical science division that conducts experiments with plant life to develop products for a wide assortment of cliental in relation to Fluffies whether it be produce for Fluffy consumption, creating anti-feral products from plants, to even being the organization that created and commercially distributes Plant Fluffies!

Hasbio Pharmaceuticals - Hasbio Pharmaceuticals produces and distributes medicine to maintain the health of their customer’s beloved Fluffies. Hasbio Pharmaceuticals produces everything from over the counter medicine like cough syrup to hard narcotics made for specifics illnesses and conditions such as pain killers, birth control, medications, stuff that can only be available at veterinaries and through FluffCare. Hasbio Pharmaceuticals also conducts research to curing many diseases that inflict Fluffies.

Helping Hooves Foundation - Although there exist many charity organizations that seek to help Fluffies, the Helping Hooves Foundation is one of a handful of charity organizations that Hasbio themselves owns and operates and is by far their biggest as well. Helping Hooves Foundation receives millions of dollars a year to support disenfranchised Fluffies ranging from the sick, the handicapped, abandoned Fluffies needing a home etc. but they are often the topic of discussion in allegedly embezzling funds for Hasbio’s benefit. Helping Hooves and those who work for it act more like the cartel than a charity that aims to provide help to Fluffies, exploiting both people and Fluffies to raise funds.

Hasbio Adoption Co. - This organization specializes in opening and running Hasbio-approved adoption centers so that underprivileged Fluffies can get adopted and find their forever homes, mostly consisting of disabled Fluffies such as pillowfluffs, abandoned foals, poopie Fluffies, smarties and other Fluffies generally seen as undesirable. Adoption centers such as Adopt-A-Fluff and Fluffy Home of Second Chances are safe havens for abusers looking for fresh victims as adopting a Fluffy is incredibly easy and cheap, even in comparison to adopting regular animals. Any Fluffies that aren’t adopted are usually euthanized but less than humane locations will often just throw unwanted Fluffies onto the street or kill them in gruesome ways, such as making use of conveniently located Fluffy Recyclers or Sketty Dispensers.

Fluffy Recycling International - This organization aims “recycle” unwanted Fluffies such as ferals or those that owners just don’t want anymore, having many locations as well as Fluffy Recycling Machines built in many cities and towns all over the world. Fluffy Recycling International will either destroyed Fluffies that have been recycled outright such as throwing them into an incinerator or will actually recycle them and use their material for other purposes, such as grinding Fluffies up in hydraulic shredders to use them as fillers in the meatballs in canned Sketties, use recycled foal meat in dog food such as canned Foal Ham as well as shave Fluffies of their precious fluff to use their fur in clothing, authentic Fluff Carpets and other products.

Hasbio Foods - One of their biggest subsidiaries. Hasbio Foods is responsible for developing food products and other sources of nourishment for Fluffies to consume such as kibble, wet food, canned sketties, milkie substitute, food kits, vitamins and supplements, treats and a wide assortment of other nummies targeted at Fluffies such as the soft drink brand Fluff Chug and Fluffy safe versions of food human beings would eat such as the toaster pastry brand Fwuff Tarts. Hasbio Foods were even responsible for creating living, breathing Fluffies made out of food when bioengineering food experiments went completely array, a blessing in disguise however as “Nummie Fluffies” ended up becoming an odd success that subsidiaries of Hasbio Food now breeds for commercial use, such as with Hasbio Bakery Buddies and it’s production of “Bread Fluffies”.

Hasbio Toys - Another one of the biggest moneymakers in Hasbio’s empire. Hasbio Toys produces a wide variety of toys and playthings for the enjoyment of Fluffies, ranging from stuffed animals (Stuffie Friends), balls, blockies, baby toys, toy vehicles, play sets, entire playground equipment and much, much more and you better believe that it’s all very expensive Douglas. Hasbio is even responsible for selling Fluffies as toys, being living toys themselves which can range from selling unique breeds with different toy-esque functions such as Mama Surprise or selling regular Fluffies that were made into toys and novelty items such as Party Foals.

Fluff Fashion - Another contender for the Big Five as Fluffy fashion is surprisingly a hot market. Founded by Felicia Liddell, Fluff Fashion manufactures novelty clothing for Fluffy owners to dress up their tiny, talking horses in and said clothing comes in every piece of apparel and style you can think of and there are even entire sets of themed clothing sold together such as Pwetty, Pwetty Princess and My Little Goth Fluffy. Most clothing produced by Fluffy Fashion is made of Fluffy fur as an ingenious, cost effective alternative to faux fur and due to most Fluffies are allergic to most fake furs anyways.

Pretty Fluffy Cosmetics - A sister company of Fluffy Fashion that produces a wide assortment of make up as well as beauty products such as shampoo and conditioner for Fluffies so that kids can make their little Fluffies pretty for playtime, make Fluffies presentable for Fluffy beauty pageants and so that abusers can humiliate them. Another Hasbio company notorious for industrial abuse due to using Fluffies as animal testing for their products.

Fine Fluffy Arts Company - This company sells “authentic” Fluffy artwork made by Fluffies at FluffMart and other locations, this “art” usually consists of shoddily made, infantile arts and craft projects such as macaroni painting and popsicle stick sculptures, all mass produced to fit a specific model and designed to appeal to a Fluffies simplistic love for colorful, sparkly and shiny things. Fine Fluffy Arts Company is also notorious for industrial abuse, forcing thousands of Fluffies to work their soft, sensitive hooves to the bone making mass produced arts and crafts in terrible conditions, force feeding them Fluff Chug and Fluffy Brew to give them the energy to make hoof paintings and paper hats at all hours of the day.

Sleepy Fluffy Co. Bedding & Apparel - Sleepy Fluffy Co. produces a wide assortment of products used to ensure nice, warm sleepy times for Fluffies such as pet beds, pillows and blankets, as well as novelty items and accessories such as security blankets, sleeping caps and masks, mobiles, lullaby CDs, Sleepy Milkies bed time formula and Moon Drops, which are essentially the Fluffy equivalent to melatonin. Blankets, sheets, pillow cases, pet beds and other accessories are often made with real Fluff sourced from recycled Fluffies.

Hasbio Depot Co. - Hasbio’s very own delivery service in a similar vain to Amazon, Hasbio Depot Co. specializes in delivering all varieties of Fluffy products to customers in a speedy and trusted fashion via drones and delivery robots provided by HasTech. By utilizing any of Depot Co.’s many apps catering to specific needs or the apps or online stores of Hasbio brands such as FluffMart, customers can order anything from Fluffy toys and accessories from FluffMart + to hot, freshly prepared food from Hasbio founded restaurants via the Nummies 2 Go! delivery app and Depot Co.’s state of the art delivery drones will bring it to them faster than most other companies could in relation to Fluffy products. Many delivery robots even have their own little Fluffy partners that happily greet customers upon arriving at their location, these Fluffy “employees” are the Delivery Fluffs and they genuinely believe they are the ones who do the deliveries rather than their automated steeds. Special thanks to @clamdog for giving me the idea for this.

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Wow that a lot dude also

for the Recycling center, I picture a two separate section, the mass grave for ferals, and an industrial section for former domestics

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HOLY-HOT-HAM-SAMMICHES…
THAT sounds like a terrible idea just waiting to go south ~

So it’s like a Fine Arts dept at a public lib arts college, gotcha…

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I would expect some of these units to be operating on a independent franchise model, with Feral Busters LLC, Fluffy DayCares LLC and Numy Numms Services being the main ones.

Other units I would expect to be a single entity for example, Hasbio Pharmaceuticals, Fluffy Smiles and Pretty Fluffy Cosmetics would be one since they’re all FDA governed in the USA.
Fluffy Friend Farms and Happy Mare farms would likewise be a single unit, or Happy Mare being a wholly owned subsidiary of Fluffy Friends.

You’re also missing a veterinary division, most likely working on a hybrid franchise or a company
teach all the new vets on how to look after a fluffy.

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Hasbio Pharmaceuticals and the others being made being a single company makes senses but I figured I just list them separately to show that they’re all brands.

That’s true, I really should add a veterinary division, that only makes sense after all since most vets probably wouldn’t know how to treat Fluffies when they were still relatively new, prompting Hasbio to open their own.

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BREAKING NEWS: Melody the Musical Mummah caught in lesbian love nest with Sparkles the Alicorn! Are Melody’s foals as heartbroken as they should be? Find out tonight!

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Vwoomie Nummies, where a fluffy can press a big red button and order from a selection of Fluffy menu items that will be delivered via an Uber Eats like system and automatically charged to the owners credit card. Can be programmed with limitations. Owners must have a delivery slot installed or other way for the Fluffy to reach the food.

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UberEats but with Fluffies… not a bad idea.

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The brand is for the product, not the owning company. For example, there’s multiple types of Marlboro cigarette products, sold under the Marlboro brand, but the brand is owned by Philip Morris International.

Similarly, the best selling ‘Nu-Mowe’ line ranges from the ‘Nu-Mowe Huwties’ fluffy painkillers all the way to the more controversial ‘Nu-Mowe Foal’ contraceptive and abortion kibble. Both products are sold under the ‘Nu-Mowe’ branding, but Hasbio Pharmaceuticals owns them.

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