We have spinel (stuck in the washroom), racecar (tied upside down), marble (just vibing), tumbly (being tumbly), barry (a creep) and nugget (not taking this shit), presiding the meeting is chonky (who organized this XP)
Little do they know Barry has mastered the art of the Cock Pushup.
The Reference
Cock Pushups Song by Tenacious D
Lyrics
KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out…
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah…
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N…no, that’s, that’d be impossible. Your cock can support your whole weight?
JB: Well not at first…
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm…how many pushups can you do?
JB: …cock pushups?
KG: Yeah…I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need.