Stuff i know, and some questions (deformed_rat)

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What i know
(Note that i made this account after 1 month or a few weeks of watching and reading topics so i know a few stuff already)

Fluffies are meant to be somewhat of a toy for kids

That didnt work out? (I only see adults interact with em)

Fluffies hate or are afraid of water, alicorns, cars, animals, a lot really.

For fuck sake, they’re racist towards eachother. (In colors?!)

The winged ones can’t fly

There are very small ones (micro i think)

There are aquatic ones??? (Idk name)

Some of them are fucked up like smarties, bitch mares, cannibals?!

Fluffies LOVE cute stuff (except the fucked up ones)

They die alot.

They overpopulated (the world? Or just a country? Or what, idk what the true answer is)

Brown fluffies are more intelligent than normal fluffies

A shitload of people hate fluffies

Hugboxers question abusers actions when they clearly do it for pleasure (and cuz of overpopulation problem, or just pleasure)

Fluffies shit at stuff like a skunk when they are scared or feel threatened or do it as a threat

They can dance :0 (surprising cuz of how stubby their legs are)

People tend to do fucked up shit to them, like torture, abuse, murder, etc…

Smarties rape unwanted foals or some shit??? I’m not readin that stuff, it’s fucked up man. (I havent seen it just read and heard a smarty say “enfie babbeh” so i decided to read smth else.)

Mares want babbehs for no reason in particular and say stuff like “because babbehs aw suu cute!” Even if their owner cannot afford it. They tend to become strays if their owner refuses having a foal so they can fuck another stray and have babies only to doom herself cuz she can’t find enough food for herself, nor her babies. (Unless you make a different story)

And now for my questions (not a lot rlly)

Why the fuck are they racist???

How were they created?
(If so by genetics, what kind/species?)

Why the FLYING FUCK DO SMARTIES EXIST.
(And do they actually rape unwanted/brown foals?!?!)

Why do smarties try and invade property???
(And for fuck sake KILL THE OWNERS FLUFFY?!)
(sometimes)

How fucked up can a fluffy pony be?!

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I’ve been around the community for like ten or so years so let me explain a few of the things you mentioned.

Fluffies are bio-engineered toys that are very much alive, meant for kids. Made to capitalize off the success of MLP:FIM.

They tend to dislike ugly colors.

Small ones are micros, yes. Aquatic ones are seafluffies.

Smarties aren’t “fucked up.” Smarties are just smart(er) fluffies. People who don’t know shit about shit came into the community and tried to make everyone think smarties are automatically assholes. Bad smarties should be the exception, not the rule.

Cannibals are edgy crap that most people don’t use or like.

Brown fluffies are not more intelligent.

Who doesn’t hate fluffies? They suck.

Hugboxers are gay (in stories)

Yeah enfie babbeh is exactly what you think it is. Bad fluffies raping foals.

AND FOR THE QUESTIONS:

Funny, and because 4chan

That is a long story. Fluffies were genetically engineered by Hasbio, a division of Hasbro, to sell as toys for kids. But they got released by PETA before they were finished, hence why they’re rotten little faggots instead of sweet little toy ponies. What kind/species? Never specified and who cares.

Some fluffies are just smarter. I assume you asked this under your false impression of what a smarty was earlier.

Some fluffies do. The fluffy being a smarty and the foal being unwanted/brown has nothing to do with it though, it’s an act of opportunity.

Because dat am smawty wand nao.

:shrug: Fuck em

Hard to quantify

If you wanna know anything else just ask

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I also forgot to ask, why do i always see fluffy ponies with adults when they’re supposed to be a kids toy ???
Edit: i mean like hugbox, i never see a child taking care of a pony or such.

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Because most stuff is violent and most kids don’t have the capacity for brutal abuse that adults do.

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Oh also, read these. You’ll learn a bit.

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I didn’t know that about smarties, i’ve only ever seen the topics where they just demand sketty and land and act like they’re the shit, so true smarties are just smart fluffies?

Also i just assumed brown fluffies were smarter because of a comment i heard, i don’t remember the topic i saw it on.

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And yet another thing forgot to ask… what’s jellenheimer?

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Jellenheimers are an old meme. They’re just weird little creatures.

Xenocide Test 007 [by Xeno] {aka The First Jellenheimer(s)}

Here’s the original image. Someone, I think BigBowlOfSketti, liked the little foals and said “lol, new subspecies, I’m gonna call em Jellenheimers” and it just stuck

Jellens are not weird demon monsters or whatever some people wanna call them. Those people are retards and we bully them for their impudence.

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Bruh it says i need controversial, whats so bad abt it???

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It’s in the Images by Others category which isn’t split into controversial/not controversial. So you have to be in the contro group to see it, otherwise people would fucking cry about it

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Smarties are like village elders for fluffy herds. Domestic smarties tend to have a conniption because they dont have a herd to rule over and then try to order their owner around.

Why do smarties exist from a genetic standpoint, ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Smarties dont make sense, but fluffies don’t make sense. They’re funny naive little baby brained talking rainbow pigs that do cute little things and cry hysterically when they stub their widdle hooves.

Some people want to keep them safe from the cruelty of the world, some people want to make them cry more.

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They’re ‘racist’ because most people have a headcanon of them being biologically hardwired to reject bad colors. They really have no choice in the matter and it’s written as a reaction as normal as needing water.

Smarties originally existed to fill a natural leader role and have, over time, been conflated to all be hellgremlins. What’s a hellgremlin? The kind of dude who rapes a baby then poops on their corpse for no reason other than he felt like it.

Why do fluffies attempt to invade property? Because either they find the surroundings conducive to raise their families or there are resources there like a garden to eat.

How fucked up can a fluffy be? About as much as the writer wants to make them, though I think people definitely roll their eyes at hellgremlins these days.

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Yeah, technically ‘smarty friend’ is just like the group leader. They’re the ‘smarter’ fluffy and thus are sort of selected somehow as the leader.
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‘Smarty Syndrome’ would be the equivalent of the guy who has their head up their ass and thinks they’re smarter than they really are. Because Fluffies aren’t very smart it’s not like they’re gonna ask questions if someone’s actually as smart as they claim. “He says he’s the smartest so I guess so, let’s do what he says.”

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I always assumed that smarty syndrome was a broken bastardization of how horse mares take control of herds in real life and tend to lead it in a firm but pretty fair way, typically allocating one breeding male for the entire herd and all males born from him are sent out into the world on their own once they reach maturity.

I always assumed that due to 98% of all Smarties being males and leading herds, they have created something of a mirrored version of the natural order, where the equine male population of the herd is often larger than the female population and for this reason females and even their young are often treated terribly if the smarty is a rapacious dictator.

That’s just my theory.

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The bad behavior comes from 1. It being funny to see such an adorable creature misbehaving and acting like an entitled jerk and 2. people feeling as if abuse needs to be justified. In reality, abuse doesn’t need a justification or even a reason. Undeserved abuse hits so much harder.

It’s also worth noting that not every headcanon needs to be the same. Some headcanons ignore smarties and hellgremlins and “racism” towards ugly colors altogether.

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rabbit-hole-alice-in-wonderland

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My friend you need to lurk more. Almost every one of your questions are things that are specific to a creator’s vision, not everyone follows the same tropes. Just keep reading and it’ll all (mostly) make sense.