Never underestimate a fluffy’s ability to get into trouble
Damn little things always ask for help when they can do it themselves
One of two images centered around a headcanon that Fluffies are capable of breaking the laws of Physics. I alluded to this fact in Chapter 2 of the Sam Adams Guide, and it became the basis for use of fluffies as a means of teleportation in that series.
it only goes one way. they can only get IN trouble, not the other way around.
Let’s see if Schrödinger cat theory can be used with fluffys too
The theory of the Nuusphere led to the Grand Huu-huu Paradox, where it was discovered that the probability of how severe karma effects fluffies is an inverted bell curve proportional to how bad the fluffy is.
The theory thus far, seems correct.
Time to up and throw the whole jug out. The cooler can be reasonably cleaned, even though I personally wouldn’t be able to drink from it again. Not without involuntarily picturing a feral fluffy’s dirty asshole pressed against the intake.
For the abusers out there. You have a prepackaged toy filled with nightmares for its soul occupant.
For the hugboxers. There’s probably a box cutter somewhere in the office you can use to free that fluffy.